Leaving Tracy
Ok. I’m laying here, on Tracy’s bed, staring at her nicotine-stained artex ceiling. I can hear her humming to herself, rummaging about in the bathroom next door. Any moment now, she’ll strut into the room, smelling fresh and swaying her ample hips in something silky. To tell the truth, I’m dreading it. Absolutely dreading it.
You see, Tracy’s my girlfriend. I’d tell you how long for, but the thought of it depresses me. Suffice to say, at the moment I’m counting it in Balham United managers. We’ve been together for three of the bastards, not including the 2-week caretaker last October, which makes four. I’m leaving her at five.
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